Edward Monkton Killer Heels Mug
£7.50 
For the tea-drinking girl who knows her stilettos from her slacks, comes this oh-so-stylish mug featuring the interesting thoughts of Edward Monkton: "When I wear my Killer Heels, men will GASP with passion, lust and longing, and girls will SIGH with envy and despair. For I shall be the total QUEEN of HOTNESS, and they shall be my faithful, humble SLAVES."
